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Local Girl Arrested for Mass Hysterics

Local girl, Raquel Blank from Sydney was arrested yesterday for causing "mass hysterics" according to police. According to sources, the incident started when Raquel told two co-workers she was...

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Get It Done With Emotional Blackmail

Emotional Blackmailer, Jay Sampson is taking his unique skills for emotional blackmail to change the world. "Who would have thought I could get people to do as exactly what I...

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About Time Sister!! Julia Gillard - First Woman Prime Minister of Australia

Julia Gillard is the symbol for all young girls' to aspire to. Too many young girls look up to people like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, The Jersey Girls, Lindsay Lohan...

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Tony Abbott Talks Shit

Tony Abbott, Leader of the Opposition, was full of praise for the newly appointed and first woman Prime Minister of Australia Julia Gillard yesterday. "I couldn't give a shit really...

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The Greatest Thing On Earth

I have the Greatest Thing on Earth! I just know it is going to take the world by storm. The manufacturers finished making them yesterday and by tomorrow morning, I...

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Who Will Be The Next American Idol Judge?

Only you can decide... Here's your chance to vote on who you think will be the best choice to be an American Idol judge. Replacing Simon Cowell is impossible...

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